"We're Useless!
We're really, really Useless!"

With a tear in our eye, a song in our heart, and a hearty "Hi-ho, Silver!", we thank
The Useless Page
for its Honorable Mention of this page in their
Useless Contest III!

(Proud? You bet we're proud!)

Please note, this page is not just useless, it's really really OLD. We keep it here for archival purposes,
but chances are most or all of the links below are invalid.
Please do not write us a helpful email to inform us of this fact. Thanks in advance!

How to be an Uninvited Web-Guest

"Huh?" we hear you thinking. "Sure, I love to barge in where I'm not invited. But everything on the Web is so wide open, how can I possibly be a 'gate crasher'?"

Here's how. The links below all lead directly to the "Guestbook" sections of a variety of home pages. They'll enable you to post comments without ever seeing the pages themselves.

Catch our drift now? You'll be mingling openly with the other "guests" without being one yourself and no one will ever know the difference!

We offer this important service because we think the only real uses of a Web guestbook are:

  1. For the page owner to have a really huge guestbook, regardless of content.
  2. For the visitor to leave incomprehensible or obscene messages
  3. For the visitor to hype their own page
...none of which require you to know anything about the Website itself.

We've categorized the listings even though it doesn't really matter. (It was more fun for us that way.) If there's anything actually interesting on the pages themselves, we made a note which you can cheerfully ignore.

Enjoy.

Virtual Guestbooks For Real Places

If you're not there in person, what's the point exactly?

The Scandinavian Fascination with Guestbooks

The More Limited but No Less Intense
Dutch Fascination With Guestbooks

(These guestbooks originally were included in the above section until Reinder Dijkhuis (creator of De Rovers van Clwyd-Rhan, listed below) wrote to inform us the Netherlands are not Scandinavian. Hey, we were close!)

Universities Craving Attention

Your Guess is as Good as Ours

Say Hi to Your Favorite Unexplained Acronym

Guestbooks for Animals

One Guestbook-On-The-Barbie
Merit Badge Goes To:

Guestbooks For People With
Very, Very Specific Interests

Cyber-guestbooks

The Art of the Guestbook

The Science of Guestbooks

Guestbooks and the Law

Guestbook One

Christian Guestbooks

Christian Guestbooks, Part Two

Sign This Guestbook and You
Might Be Damned For Eternity

The Only Guestbook Worth Reading

The Only Guestbook Worth Signing

Their Careers are Over, but Their Guestbooks Still Rock!

Guestbooks That Love It When You Talk Dirty

Don't Sign This One Unless You Know the Handshake

Jus' Plain Folks with Guestbooks

Signing this Guestbook Could Be
Interpreted as a Cry For Help

Unsolved Guestbook Mysteries

Guestbooks Anonymous

Whose guestbooks are these? We have no idea.

So Okay, We Have One Too

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