Essays by The New Age Curmudgeon

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Essays by The New Age Curmudgeon

• Women Who Ran Me Over With Wolves
• The Problem With Pocahontas

The New Age Curmudgeon is currently on hiatus. In the meantime, pay a visit to Cosmic Relief - the online home of "Cosmic Connie", a person of dubious spirituality and unquestioned humor-writing skills. What are you waiting for, the Millenium?

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